Contradiction

I was looking for 6afa7iyat for mini me when I found this censored picture on this box:

and right next to it there was the same picture uncensored and to my surprise the woman was wearing a polo shirt!! how is that inappropriate? i don't know!

bs two shelves below I saw this:

So a polo shirt is not ok while a Baywatch-like-swuimsuit is perfectly fine ;p 

If cats can laugh

.. then this kitty will be laughing her heart out!

i love cats.. alot.. ( i don't own one bcoz of the stupid allergies =/ )
i don't yell at them when i find them standing right behind my car wana ba6la3 min il garage..
i stop and honk the horn when suicidal cats cross the road at exactly the moment i pass by ( don't they always seem to do that?! ya3ni 7abakat eb hal la7tha etmureen?!)

i'm usually never mean to them.. until today!

there's this cat that always sits on top of hubby's old car.. oo kil ma eshoofha he throws an empty bottle near her 3alashan ti5tiri3 oo tgoom.. so today he was holding a half full bottle oo he was gonna throw what's left of it at the cat.. ana ehny eshta6ait.. "la la let me do it!"

JE tifta7 il bu6il oo tirfa3 eedhaa ab3ad ma yumkin (for the water to reach masafah ab3ad) oo etrish il maay eb kil quwat'ha..

3/4 the contents of the bottle was spilled on me oo il 1/4 il thany on the street oo wala 7attan 7ash il ga6wah!!!

6ab3an hubby MAT min il thi7ik while i immdediately start looking around checking if anyone was watching, with the right side of my shirt and jeans soaking wet..
on only that, but i managed to stain my fav eel skin bag.. a HUGE part of it got wet.. bs ashwa now that it's dry it doesn't show!

lesson learned: min 7afar 7ufra le a5eeh il ga6ow waqa3 feeha!


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Beggars

today our doorbell rang and our maid went to open the door.. a few seconds later she came back and told me that it was some beggars asking for money and she told them that no one is in the house..

after a couple of hours she was chatting with me 3ala salfat il beggars oo she told me enna they were a bunch of kids dressed nicely and she was surprised that they were asking for money..

JE: wait.. what did they say exactly?
Maid: they didn't speak english, but they said something like "gerger"

turns out kanaw ga3deen egargi3oon misakeeeen!! hehehe!
it was her 1st year over here so she's not familiar with this custom! heheh!

The olympics

these days the TV is almost on sports channels all the time.. allah e3afeehum 3ala il olympics its so much fun to watch! oo u know which channel has the most fun mu3alliq? it's KTV3!

yes.. i do watch the olymipcs on our dear lame channel! bs il mu3alliq il ma9ry mooooo 9ij! u guys have to listen to him! e3alliq 3ala al3aab il quwa..
here are some of the things he said that really made me laugh!

#1:


someone famous oo marrocan (i have no idea who he was) was giving the medals out for a ba7rainy runner coz he won a gold medal.. oo as he was doing so, he gave him a hug:

il mu3alliq: ana kunt sakit bs dilwa2ty 7aftha7 il sir.. Dah baladiyaatoh!

#2:
medals where being handed out to women finalists.. one of the runnerups was wearing huge star shapped earings oo the winner was wearing an even huger (is that a word?) hoops:

il mu3alliq: bu9 dool 3ala singat 3ashara zay may2ooloo.. dah mush 7ala2 dah 6oo2 (6oog)

now the one who's handing the medals was kissing the winner:

il mu3alliq: bu9 dah 7ata 5ash eb 3ainha!

#3:
he's reading players names oo some a9ilhum 3araby.. i think they were french.. il muhim he gets really angry oo says: mafeesh wala2 il ayam deh.. il wala2 dilwa2ty ba2a lil dollar!

#4:
u know when its the running compitition, players don't run that fast until the last round when they really start to run like there is no tomorrow!
among them was this qatari player oo he's running really fast bil 1st rounds oo fach 3an bajy il players (6ab3an a5ir shay laman 9ar the last round 7addah 5ag oo 6afooh):

il mu3alliq: eih dah eih dah! bte3mil eih enta.. yi5rib baitik ya 3abee6!! (ok that was harsh.. but it made me laugh really hard coz i wasn't expecting to hear something like that!)


wallah u guys have to listen to him! he's on around 3:30PM chithy!


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What was she thinking?!

i was flipping through tv channels when i came across this:



Seriously?!

now let me copy go fug urself's style..

what do u think was going on?
a) she was making a beauty statement.
b) she was trying to cover a zit!
c) someone was pulling a prank and drew on her face with a permanent marker (like rachel in that friends episode!)
d) ........ (submit ur own reason! be creative ppl!)

A clown in town!

One of my favorite kuwaiti writers in newspapers (if not the favorite is Mu7amad msa3ad il 9ali7.. his column (allah bil 5air) is the 1st thing i read in a news paper.. esloobah wayd 7ilo oo naqzatah 3ajeebah! plus he has this wonderful sence of humor..

what brought the subject up is me watching this clown-murasha7 on scope tv that was crying.. no, seriously.. CRYING with eyes full of tears begging for votes!!

heheh min 9ijah?! o min 9ijhum il nas e9afgoonlah?!

he says that the 1st thing he'll do after winning is bringing the chair for his jama3ah to yitmarja7oun 3alaih!!! hahah wallah 7alah!!

il muhim, i was watching him o i remembered mu7amad msa3ad il 9ali7s's article 3anah piblished last saturday.. fee a5ir il 3amoud he said:

آخر العمود:
انتخبوا مرشحكم بو سعبولة» ليس مستبعدا ان نقرأ ونشاهد في التلفزيون هذا النداء.. فقد شاهدت مرشحا ملأ جيوبه بمناديل ورقية (كلينكس)، وبين كلمة واخرى يمسح «السعبولة» الى ان انتهى مخزون الكلينكس فاستعمل غترته الشماغ ليمسح بها فمه وسعابيله.. فاذا نجح المرشح المقبل، فانه سيوزع على المواطنين «علب كلينكس وغتر!».

lol! soooooo true!

here's the link to the article

il Jam3iya's List

Our cook writes me a list of things he needs from il jam3iyah every week.. i hate the going to il jam3iyah part, but i love it when i see the list! it's soo funny trying to figure out the words .. just like a weekly puzzle! heheh .. here is the list and it's transelation below..



1- عدس
2-دجاج
3- ثوم
4- زنجبيل
5- طماط
6- قيمر
7- خس
8- كركم
9- vinegar
10- بطاط
11- معجون طماط
12- صابون لولو( soap for dishes )
13- خبز